BURNIE is not your coach.

Your personal menace.

BURNIE tracks your workouts, calculates calories, syncs with Apple Health, and roasts you when your effort is embarrassing.

STREAK 0 BURNIE app home screen
Home screen with stats

Weekly goals that actually matter

Set active days per week (3-7). BURNIE tracks your progress and judges accordingly. Hit your goal or face the consequences.

Calorie tracking screen

Automatic calorie tracking

Every workout calculates calories burned. No manual input. BURNIE does the math so you can't lie about your effort.

Settings and reminders screen

Daily reminders + Apple Health sync

Set custom workout reminders by day and time. Workouts from your Apple Watch? Imported. Steps from your iPhone? Counted. Everything synced, everything tracked.

Monthly calendar grading

Monthly grading system

Your consistency gets a grade: A+ to F. Based on weekly goal completion. BURNIE remembers every lazy week.

Custom emoji picker

Custom icons for your workouts

Pick your own emoji for custom activities. Make it yours. BURNIE doesn't care what icon you choose—just that you actually worked out.

Judgment avatar

Ready to be judged?

No subscriptions. No ads. Just judgment.

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