BURNIE is not your coach.

Your personal menace.

BURNIE tracks your workouts, counts your streaks, and roasts you when your effort is embarrassing.

STREAK 0 BURNIE app home screen
Effort logging screen

Your consistency, graded monthly. Active days. Missed days. No excuses.

Streak tracking screen

Brutally honest streaks

Miss a day? BURNIE notices. Miss many? BURNIE remembers.

Effort logging screen

Effort logging (not workouts)

No programs. No routines. Just log what you did.

Daily reminder screen

Daily nagging

Choose when BURNIE reminds you you’ve done nothing today.

This is what BURNIE sees.

ACTIVE DAYS

0

MISSED DAYS

31

BURN GRADE

F

This app is not for everyone.

Judgment avatar
  • Need accountability, not inspiration
  • Laugh at getting called out
  • Are done lying to themselves

If you want encouragement, download something nicer.

Ready to be judged?

No subscriptions. No ads. Just judgment.

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